Last week Cicero spoke, and spoke so eloquently, about
motorways. This week we are going to speak about trains and about one train in
particular, HS2. This will be the last time for a while we will be communing
about transport issues. Promise.
As we mentioned in my previous post Cicero is currently
plying his trade and sharing his wit and wisdom with the lucky folks in the
heart of this Green and Pleasant Land, pretty close to its supposed heart, in
fact.
In this corner of the world the Angles and other tribes who
have pitched their tents here are much vexed with the Two Caesar’s plans to
build a high speed rail track through their gardens and fields. This plan has
produced a highly contagious outbreak of Nimbyism for which there is at present
no known cure though the finest scientific minds are currently looking into
this. And naturally they are mightily displeased with the Two Caesars and their
plans even though the plans were originally initiated by the Last Lot.
Now Cicero has many talents and skills and a wide spread of
knowledge on very many topics but he would be the first to admit he is no
transport expert. But this does not stop him from pronouncing and sharing his
thoughts on this topic or any other with which he has scant knowledge.
Given this it is worth stating at the outset that to date
Cicero has avoided succumbing to the outbreak of Nimbi’s and can this take a
more detached view of the of the rights and wrongs of this issue for I have no
skin in the game, other than as a taxpayer who will no doubt be funding this
construction extravaganza. And possibly as a potential traveller who might
choose to use the service to sojourn to the Big Smoke from time to time.
My starting point in this debate is to admit that I know
nothing about the topic, whether it economically stacks up though when did that
last stop us doing things our Caesars wanted to do; whether or not we need the
capacity that it is claimed we need; or whether there are better things we
might do with the apparently obscene amounts of money it will take to build
this Hornby Train Set.
But, and this is not something few realise, other than HS1
which links the Big Smoke with the land where Johnny Foreigner lives, we have
not built any new train track in this country since the 19th century
which is even before Downton Abbey. So surely if we are going to build a new
train line it is only right that we build the best, most up to date and most
modern we can afford? After all if we were setting out to buy a new car we
wouldn’t be looking to purchase a Model T Ford, would we?
It surely is not possible to run a modern 21st
century economy able to compete with modern and fast growing economies like
Brazil, India and China (and possibly even Scotland once it discards it
colonial shackles next year) on a 19th
century infrastructure. Maybe those with Nimbyism think we can.
Finally we elect our leaders to lead, for good or ill, that
is the strength and weakness of democracy, but we pay the Two Caesars to lead.
So get on with it. You have looked into this and decided that this is the best
thing for us to do. You have had experts with brains the size of planets to
examine the issues and you still think we should do this. So in the words of my
old friend, Aristotle, albeit in Greek, ‘lead on and just frigging do it’.
Those of you with higher active listening skills may have
discerned Cicero’s previous subtle pronouncements that he is not usually favour
of the Caesars spending his bawbees on State business but indubitably the Two
Caesars will be relieved to know that this plan has Cicero’s blessing.
But what do you think? Have you a bad case of Nimbyism? Or
even worse Ludditism?
Sis felix. Et sis fortunatus. Semper.
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